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Take That Frog Out Of Your Mouth!
By Smaktakula Love It Or Leave It! But If You Want To Make It A Little Easier For Everyone, You’ll Love It. The American Language is an adaptive and remarkable tongue, borrowing unhesitatingly from...
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This Day In History: May 5th, 1862 CE
On which the Mexican Army defeats French forces at the Battle of Puebla, giving future generations of historically-ignorant Americans an opportunity to party in celebration of Mexican Independence....
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Headlines: 06.29.12
By Smaktakula You Need To Let That One Go, Fellas. Nature Will Sort Everything Out. Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off...
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Headlines 07.13.12
By Smaktakula We’re Just A Little Surprised That Hallmark Hasn’t Figured Out A Way To Cash In On This Yet. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. ***...
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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula Who Reads This, Really? That’s An Awful Lot Of Words. In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t...
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Best of Headlines Part I
By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It...
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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. We’ll Try Not To Let It Go To Waste. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the...
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Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula If We Can No Longer Trust The Krauts To Be Racially Sensitive, What Hope Is Left? In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better...
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Headlines 12.10.12
By Smaktakula Once A Staple In Grocery Store Check-Out Aisles Across The Nation, The Weekly World News’ Folksy Exaggerations And Fanciful Tales Were No Match For The Real-Time Prevarications And...
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Headlines: Shaking And Stirred
By Smaktakula We Believe It Is Vitally Important To Treat An Issue With The Same Respect You Would Accord To Any Other Issue. In which we celebrate our awe-inspiring ignorance by commenting on the...
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